“Everett’s Ultimate Commentary of the Bible, Volume II” available now!

My latest book has been published, just in time for Christmas shopping! Get yours today!

Volume II covers the first eleven chapters of Genesis (really it covers 2-11, but Volume I is included in this book so you get 1-11) in intricate detail. Pretty much any question you could have about these chapters is answered. For example, why did God use Adam’s rib? Because ribs are really good at growing back (Yes, really!) if they’re removed by a skilled surgeon (sources cited in book). For another example, how do we know that Abraham lived in northern and not southern Mesopotamia? Because many ancient cities in that area were named after his relatives (these sources also cited in book). Why did Noah build his ark to the proportions he did? Because a ship with those proportions is nearly impossible to capsize (Guess what? These sources are also in the book). In this commentary, myths and mistakes are dispelled by the truckload (most people believe Abraham lived in southern Mesopotamia); as well as misinterpretations. Does Genesis 2:4 say that the Earth was created in one day? Was this a contradiction? No, because “in-the-day-of-making” is a Hebrew figure of speech that just means “when” (The source for this is cited in the book too–what a deal!). Every answer I give in the commentary has been well-researched and is well-supported by the facts.

This commentary has been and continues to be a labor of love for me. I want to factually explain everything possible about the Bible so that Christians have a full understanding of scripture (and non-Christians; you can read the book too!). I have used almost 200 sources in just this book, and I predict that the next volume will have hundreds more because I want there to be no doubt about the Bible’s veracity. And I fully explore the meaning of each verse because I want people to have answers to questions that they perhaps never thought to ask before. What makes Genesis different from every other creation story? What is the importance of Tubal-Cain being a blacksmith, and what does it tell us about his people? Why did Noah get drunk off wine if he was a righteous man? Why did it take so long for the people to get to Shinar after the flood? Where is Shinar, anyway? All these questions and more are answered in this commentary! I hope you’re excited, because this book is 444 pages of learning, and learning is fun! I’ve even learned more from researching and writing this than I ever imagined.

So here’s what you need to know. I recommend that you buy a physical copy because if you do you’ll get a Kindle copy for free. Also, have a QR scanner app on your phone. There are codes inside that you can scan. Finally, you need to know just what a commentary is. “Commentary” just means that I am providing comments on the Bible verse-by-verse. Different commentary writers have different styles. Mine is meant to be a fully-comprehensive commentary. Thus, not every verse will follow the same formula–sometimes I will mention a scientific principle that will show why a verse is true (such as Adam’s rib mentioned earlier), sometimes I will show why a verse disproves a certain heresy (such as Genesis 1:1 disproving Gnosticism), and sometimes I will provide whatever facts or figures are relevant to the topic at hand. There is a ton of information packed into the Bible, and in response my commentary is packed with information explaining or defending it. Now, to be honest, there may be a couple of sections that you’ll find boring to read, but I think that the interesting parts are so interesting that they’ll more than make up for it. If any of the questions above strike your interest, I highly recommend that you read this book.

It’s available from Amazon for $11, and you’ll receive a Kindle copy (a $10 value) for free! What are you waiting for? Buy yours today!

Hang-On [1985] |Arcade| HONORABLE MENTION

Following in the footsteps of Pole Position, Sega’s racing game Hang-On gave the player a high-speed over-the-shoulder (or more accurately, behind-the-car) racing game with sharp turns and endless AI opponents. Hang-On added something new to the mix, though. The player sat on a motorcycle-shaped seat that they had to tilt to the left or right in order to steer in-game.

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Excitebike [1984] |Nintendo Famicom| HONORABLE MENTION

So there haven’t been many appreciation articles for 1984, and the reason for this is simple: it was the middle of the video game crash. Americans made a few notable games for arcade and home computer, but the console was basically dead. Across the pacific, however, things were just beginning to heat up. In 1983 Nintendo released their first console, named the Famicom (ファミコム) (short for Family Computer) and immediately started putting out a decent variety of games. Let’s take a look at one of the games from their Sports series.

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Marble Madness [1984] |Arcade|

Did you ever play with marbles as a child? I did, but one day I lost all my marbles, and now I write about video games on the internet. Anyway, I’m going to show you Marble Madness today, as you no doubt surmised by the title of this article. Atari had a really good year in 1984, pumping out tons of instant classics such as Paper Boy; I, Robot; and many others. If only such innovation had come in 1982 or ’83….

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The Vernal Spring

Palm trees swaying in the breeze.

The clouds drifting through the tropical sky.

The spring winds are pushing them along,

As they push time into the summer.

Reef, sand, surf;

all of these clichéd staples of this climate.

I see them; I hear them.

For me the most exciting goal is not the excitement of the beach.

It is the quiet contentment of this spring day.

Or rather, not the quiet, but the symphonic sounds of nature.

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The Fables of Everett (Fable #2)

Once, a father happened upon a large sum of money and wished to give a gift to his son. He provided an indefinitely long stay in a five-star hotel. The man thanked his father and went to claim his prize.

Upon his arrival, the receptionist told the man, “I’m sorry, but your room isn’t ready yet. We’re putting the finishing touches on it. Please wait in the lobby and I’ll have someone escort you up when it’s time.” The man agreed and went to sit down in the lobby. This was a fine lobby; it had floors of granite and from the ceiling hung extravagant chandeliers. On a nearby table there was cold water flavored with lemon, and throughout the room there were comfortable couches for guests to relax in. The man took a seat and imagined what fancies would soon treat him up in the hotel penthouse. Would it be a corner room with a panoramic view of the city? Would it have a feather bed and a hot bath? As he sat silently brimming with excitement for the things to come, another guest sat next to the man and began to chat. They presently struck up a conversation.

Before long, the man was asked why he was there. With a smile, the man responded, “Oh, I’m waiting for my hotel room. I can’t wait to go up there.” The smile which had previously lit up the stranger’s face faded away. With a trembling voice, the stranger asked him, “Why don’t you want to stay here? Don’t you like it here?” The man chuckled at this and said, “Well, sure, but I’m eager to go on to my room. I know it’s going to be even better than this.” The stranger rebutted, “But don’t you realize there’s so much left in this lobby? Besides, things won’t be the same around here without you. Please don’t go!” The man’s eyebrows furrowed as he searched for the proper response to this. He finally thought up an answer and smiled again. “You can go to the same place. All you have to do is accept my invitation. You’re welcome in my suite as well, friend.” The stranger immediately shook his head and said, “I’m not sure there even is such a place–I’ve never seen it. Have you seen it? How do you know it’s there? Besides, down here is my home. I work in this lobby. I change the world, you know. I have the ear of three different senators. I’m making rules and making a difference. I’m getting all I can out of this lobby.”

The man was quite confounded at this point, but had little time to speak because it was his appointed time. As the bellman came to collect the man, he said to the stranger, “I have to go now. I hope you won’t think I’m crazy for wanting to leave, and I hope you’ll be able to join me someday.” The bellman bid him come, and the man left without looking back.

Moral: Set your mind on things above, not on things of the earth.

Mario Bros. [1983/7/14] |Game Boy Advance, 2001| (x/Arcade)

It’s taken for granted that Mario and Luigi are household names, a staple of our culture. But every legend has a beginning, and the beginning of this plumbing family was back in 1983. Let’s take a look at the Mario game that defined how we see this pudgy carpent– er, I mean plumber.

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Tapper [1983] |Arcade|

Looking back, it’s amazing to think of just how many games had a downright wacky premise compared to the somber and “safe” franchises you’ll see nowadays. Outside of the odd, or in some cases, very odd indie game, you’ll usually end up stepping into the shoes of a tortured, yet endlessly bland, blank slate and go on a bunch of sidequests.

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M.U.L.E. [1983] |Atari 800|

Why do story writers never give terra-forming its due respect? In science fiction especially, the whole process is glossed over, so that you can get right to the action. It couldn’t possibly be as interesting as laser battles, right? Wrong! Let’s take a look at a true forgotten classic after the jump.

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Game & Watch Series [1980-1991] |Game Boy/ Color/Advance| (x/Game & Watch)

Hello, and welcome back to Games Appreciation! Today we will be looking at not just one game, but a series of games created by Nintendo during the 80s, known as the Game & Watch series. Read on after the jump.

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