About The Soapbox

You’ve gotten into deep territory now. I would say “Caveat emptor,” but this blog is free. And I’ll admit, you get what you pay for. This page holds heavy-hitting essays on current controversial subjects like children playing Grand Theft Auto III and exposition on the rampant corruption in the collar-starch industry. Be warned, matey, for from off the starboard bow blows a most foul wind, carryin’ the stench of ten thousand men what were foolish enough to tread here before ye. Aye, ye be warned, and if ye move forward I pray that Poseidon be merciful enough that the sharks of the deep may pull ye overboard that ye may be instantly sundered into a thousand pieces lest face what lies before.

Enjoy!

-John

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