The Sun is high. The waves are calm.
The sky is open, cool, and bright.
To any eyes this world would seem
to be quite perfect, yes, just right.
But I, who came here not by will
but by those men I did command,
cannot bear to stay here longer.
O what strong, harsh reprimand.
UPDATE: This paper has been updated on 02/26/2014 with a rebuttal by yours truly. It appears on the second page.
Written May 3rd, 2011
I was looking at a shelf of alphabetized DVDs in Best Buy when an employee asked me “Are you finding everything OK?”
This is the first entry in a series cataloging every video game to exist (according to Wikipedia).